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youranimeprince:

galactic—prince:

snow—prince:

thanks for following! here’s a little gift!
RULES
you must be following me
you can reblog this is much as you can
likes don’t count
you must be able to give me your home address so i can send you the loot
1ST PRIZE
a jumper (like shown but i have other choices available if you don’t like it)
an anime key ring (tell me the character and i’ll do my best to find them)
a pretty nebula necklace as shown
a dragon ear cuff
city hunter mask
a note from me
surprise gift
2ND PRIZE
an anime key rin (of your choice)
a dragon ear cuff
city hunter mask
a note from me
3RD PRIZE
sweets of your choice and a little note from me
the deadline is in December so you have plenty of time!

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a-group-of-children:

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egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

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zackisontumblr:

my mom is a role model

Posted 48 minutes ago
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impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

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edorazzi:

well it’s about time fred got some character development

Posted 49 minutes ago
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4gifs:

It was a trap. [video]

Posted 50 minutes ago
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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

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